Aging

45 things I’ve Thought in My 45 years

      I could have a belly button ring and sexting Justin Bieber and my daughter will not think I’m cool. A positive attitude and vegan diet? Christie Brinkley is a fucking liar. Every month I wonder, “is this the … Continue reading

Are You There G-d? It’s Me, Jen.

Are you there G-d?  It’s me Jen. Hi. I know I don’t talk to you so much. I mean, I believe in you, I talk to you sometimes. I pray now and then. I would say we have a relationship. … Continue reading

A Birthday Dinner in Your 40’s

It usually starts with a group text…. Let’s celebrate so and so at this place, this time, there will be a group gift. I love my friends. I think a birthday is important and they should be celebrated. So I … Continue reading

A Mom Dances On Tables

  So this last Saturday I went out with a few other couples to a really fun restaurant. It turns into a club and all the waiters are hot, music starts blaring around 10:30, they start dancing, co2 tanks start … Continue reading

A Mom Joins A Book Club

Well, it happened today. The thing I dreaded most. I had heard about it. I even know people who have dabbled. Some good friends, too. I just never thought I’d be one of them. The thing is, I’ve always prided … Continue reading