Aging

Mommy Is Shaving Her Face Right Now

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We meet in dark alleys with our Starbucks.  We keep our drapes drawn so that our children won’t scream when they see.   We use words like “hormonal imbalance.”  We cry to our dermatologists. We are women who have facial hair.  … Continue reading

My About To Turn Forty Bucket List

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Just got back from Universal Studios. Have been there more times than I can remember, but have never purchased a turkey leg.  Maybe because I am a pescatarian.  But I always wanted to get one and hold it.  I told … Continue reading

Can I Still Relate To TV Shows Like Girls?

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Caught the first episode of Judd Apatow produced Girls last night.  It’s a show about twenty-somethings in New York, trying to find their place in life, making some questionable choices along the way. I enjoyed the first episode and will … Continue reading

How To Care For Your Skin

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Well, it happened again.  I didn’t wash my face last night.  It is the one thing that I should do every night, and sometimes I am so exhausted that the thought of heading into my bathroom to go through the … Continue reading

My Mind is Blank

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“Kids, mommy is going up stairs to get something, be right back.” I am upstairs, shit, what did I come up here for? I literally have no recollection.  My mind is blank.  The same blank mind when I call someone, … Continue reading