A Prude Goes to A Sex Shop-Thinks It’s Bloomingdales

Warning!! To my Mom and Mother-in-Law.  We are entering sensitive territory!  Do not proceed!  Everyone else,  I would like to tell you the story of my first visit to a sex shop. We need to go back a bit.  I … Continue reading

A Mom’s Confessions

I can’t believe I am confessing this.  It is around 3am, and I am in line to purchase dance recital tickets.  I am like those moms I make fun in when I play the Crazy Mom Board Game.  What is … Continue reading

Modern Family-The Modern Day After-School Special

I love Modern Family!! My whole family loves it.  I am always smiling at the end of it, and feel that I have taken some sort of lesson away from it as well.   It is our modern day After-School Special. … Continue reading

Top Seven Things To Teach Your Daughter About Relationships-Why Does it Need to Be An Even Number All of the Time?

Let me tell ya.  I think my daughter is pretty lucky to have a mom who cuts through the bullshit.  I am like Mr. Miyagi, and she is my Danielson.  I am like Doc, and she is my Marty McFly. … Continue reading

Is Planning A Bar Mitzvah Like Becoming A Drug Addict?

I am the girl who just showed up to my wedding.  The one decision I had to make, my wedding dress, I messed up, and looked like Nancy Kerrigan from the 94 Winter Olympics. So you can imagine my trepidation … Continue reading