Can A Mom Really Be A Cook, A Whore, and A Lady?


What’s that line? A woman should be a cook in the kitchen, a whore in the bedroom, and a lady in the living room? Is it possible? Do you live like this? How about modernizing it, to, A woman should … Continue reading

A Mom Makes Her Own 50 Shades Contract


I never claimed to be that unique. So of course, last night I went with a few girlfriends to see 50 Shades of Grey. And it was great. Sure some will say it was stupid, that not much happened, that … Continue reading

A Mom Thinks Up The Greatest Invention Ever!!


Of course at the beginning of the New Year, you think about what you want for yourself and those around you. But I have to say, I saw Jerry Seinfeld being interviewed, and he says he doesn’t make New Years’s … Continue reading

A Mom Makes Her Sex Life Younger


If someone were to ask, “What is the sex life of couples married for eighteen plus years?” I would try to make my answer as relatable as possible. The sex life of married couples of eighteen plus years is like … Continue reading

Cinderella Needs To Wake Up


Last week my family returned to Disney world.  We hadn’t been back since 2006 and my son Jack wanted to revisit his youth before he turned the big 11. The Magic Kingdom doesn’t change.  With the exception of a few … Continue reading