Well. It’s been a few weeks since the inception of my experiment. (See Mom’s Very Own Science Fair) And what can I say? We under-performed like the Yankees. We were going for the championship, and we got swept in the second round.
That’s right. My hypothesis was correct. I went for three mozzarella sticks, then other entrees got in the way.
Like the Yankees, we just didn’t have our mental game strong enough. Sure, we started out with the best intentions, but after … Continue Reading »
It’s been about a week since my last post. Let me explain. I had a bad case of food poisoning. Now an Edibles fruit basket would have been nice, but don’t feel too bad for me. I am a glass half full kind of gal and there were some positives to my most recent predicament. One, I lost the stubborn two pounds I needed to before my son’s Bar Mitzvah. Two, I literally watched eleven straight hours of Gossip Girl, … Continue Reading »
I am experiencing something for the first time. An empty house. All of my kids are gone for the whole summer. They are away at summer camp, and for the first time in twelve years, my husband and I are alone. Just him and me. Just me and him. Just the two of us. Mano a Mano.
It’s a strange thing. We are married sixteen years, but it is harder to remember those times when it was just the two of us. I kind of feel … Continue Reading »
Warning!! To my Mom and Mother-in-Law. We are entering sensitive territory! Do not proceed! Everyone else, I would like to tell you the story of my first visit to a sex shop.
We need to go back a bit. I am at a birthday dinner and the subject of vibrators comes up. I divulge that I don’t own one, never have. ”YOU don’t have vibrator? You’re kidding!” I was Sandy all over again (My Search For Summer Danny) and Rizzo is telling me that I am a prudish loser. One … Continue Reading »
Got a call from my friend recently. She informed me that my daughter told her daughter what sex was. ”It’s when a guy and a girl make out under the covers” Julia explained to her friend. I was of course a little embarrassed, as I recalled that Julia may have learned that when I was watching a rerun of Sex and The City, edited for E channel. Note to self, don’t let Julia watch Samantha scenes.
Then, yesterday, my girlfriend received a text from a friend, “thanking” her for … Continue Reading »
So Scott reads Men’s Magazines like Men’s Health and Maxim and from time to time he likes to offer me little tidbits of information. This last one was actually good.
It was an article about how to achieve the best orgasm for you and your mate. This is what you need to do:
Day One: Kiss for a half hour. Just kissing.
Day Two: Still kissing with some over the clothes petting.
Day Three: More kissing, a little more touching.
Day Four: Still more kissing, then maybe run … Continue Reading »
I talk about sex with my friends a lot. I like talking about it. I find it interesting to get everyone’s take on a married sex life. I am not nosy, it’s not like when I am not with them I am imagining them doing it with their husbands. Actually, that isn’t true. If the couple is a little straight-laced, I do imagine them doing really funky stuff in the bedroom.
I am interested in whether friends hit slow patches, or when they are really into each other. I find … Continue Reading »
So much in recent weeks about the 50 Shades trilogy, I thought I would offer my two cents.
I had a friend who recommended the books to me. Told me they would make me horny. Yada Yada Yada, I read them at record speed, didn’t answer the phone, ignored my children. They are fine.
I thought the books were unbelievably stupid. How many conversations can two people have about whether they have eaten and if they want to take a bath. How many people can have sex seven times … Continue Reading »