A Mom’s Camp Letter Never Sent

Last night I was taking meticulous notes during the Bachelorette. You see, I have been watching the new season with my son Jack and daughter Julia. It was a bonding experience and now that they are at sleep away I … Continue reading

45 things I’ve Thought in My 45 years

      I could have a belly button ring and sexting Justin Bieber and my daughter will not think I’m cool. A positive attitude and vegan diet? Christie Brinkley is a fucking liar. Every month I wonder, “is this the … Continue reading

13 Reasons Why You Should Watch Thirteen Reasons Why With Your Teen

I’m constantly trying to get my kids to stop binge watching tv. They sometimes sound proud when they declare they finished all of Friends or How I Met Your Mother. I am proud that they are choosing great shows, but … Continue reading

Hoda Kotb Had A Baby!!

As I’m sure most of you read Hoda Kotb just adopted a baby girl. I am genuinely happy for her. Our relationship only extends to an occasionsal 10am viewing of her and Kathie Lee, but she seems so lovely and … Continue reading

Are You There G-d? It’s Me, Jen.

Are you there G-d?  It’s me Jen. Hi. I know I don’t talk to you so much. I mean, I believe in you, I talk to you sometimes. I pray now and then. I would say we have a relationship. … Continue reading