What Does She Have That I Don’t Have?

I never get jealous.  My husband could be drooling at another woman, he could put dollars in a strippers bikini bottoms right in front of me, and I would be filing my nails. But my best friend hanging out with … Continue reading

I Wish I had a Live-In Videographer

People always play those games, what would you get if you came into some money?  Me, I would hire a live-in videographer.  I would call him LIV.  I want him to follow me around and video my day to day … Continue reading

What If I Run Into An Ex-Boyfriend?

You should know from the start that I was raised by a Cuban Jewish mother.  If you met her she would tell you this as if you needed to cross it off your scavenger hunt list.  As a Latin women, … Continue reading

How Was The Funeral?

I always thought the question “How was the funeral” was a stupid question. But I attended one yesterday, and my answer is different than the usual snide “how could it have been?”  I didn’t know her well, she was my … Continue reading

I Think My Daughter Should Take Up the Harp

So let me start by saying I am not that Mom.  You know the one I am talking about.  The overbooker, the overachiever.  The panicked look on her face if she thinks her kids aren’t doing something the other kids … Continue reading