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Welcome to Don’t Wear Sweats

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I created this blog as a virtual girls night out. Some of my favorite times are with my girlfriends, sitting around laughing and sharing. Making fun of each other, ourselves, our lives.

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A Mom Becomes A Wise Shopper

Previously, Olivia Palermo was best known for her dramatic role in MTV's reality show the city. Now, everyone adores her for her amazing style and ability to mix super high end and affordable pieces. She loves sites like Topshop.

Previously, Olivia Palermo was best known for her dramatic role in MTV’s reality show the city. Now, everyone adores her for her amazing style and ability to mix super high end and affordable pieces. She loves sites like Topshop.

 

If you have followed my blog at all, you know that when a … Continue Reading »



A Mom’s Top Ten List

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I’m kind of upset David Letterman and his Late Show won’t be returning in the fall. He is one of the funnier people on this earth.

So in honor of him I have made my own Top Ten List:

 

Why I Can’t Wait For My Kids To Get Home From Camp

10. I miss the math tutor.

9. I need shampoo and I know my son will be bringing home full bottles.

8. I was looking for a reason to not drink at 3:00pm.

7. I am getting … Continue Reading »



The Art of Packing

As you know I enjoy travelling. But I hate packing and unpacking. First, I have a hard time limiting what I pack. I want to have options. What if I run into Mindy Kalig and she thinks I’m funny and asks me to lunch, but I don’t have a pretty patterned dress?

Or what if David Beckham sees me kick a soccer ball in Central Park, admires my form, and asks Scott and me to dinner with Victoria, and I didn’t pack the dress she designed. All of these things have actually happened to me, in my mind. Continue Reading »



A Mom Breaks Up With Bread

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Dear Bread,

I am so sorry. I don’t know how to say this. Remember when we spent time apart before Jack’s Bar Mitzvah? How I told you I couldn’t see you anymore because not looking bloated in pictures was more important to me than anything. Even Jack acing his Torah portion? And it worked. Not seeing you made people ask me if I had a stomach virus.

But I told you I would see you again. And I did. The very next day. And we were good together. We had … Continue Reading »



Am I Like All Uncool?

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There have been some great lines courtesy of movies and television shows that every time they are used, they evoke a memory or a feeling. You had me at hello-Jerry Mcguire Your girl Is lovely Hubbell-The Way We Were I want the fairytale-Pretty Woman Don’t ask me about my business-Godfather As if!-Clueless

And this summer, we were given another little gift, courtesy of Countess de Lesseps from Real Housewives of New York. Yes, I have fessed up before to watching. (Check out A Mom Watches Real Housewives ) I am not … Continue Reading »



A Mom Writes A Truthful Camp Letter

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It’s been two weeks since my kids have been away at camp and their teen tour. And yes I miss them. I try to write every day, but I have been noticing that my letters haven’t varied very much. I usually tell them it’s super hot in Florida, that they are so lucky to be at camp, and that I am really bored. That way, they don’t miss me, and won’t think they are missing anything at home.

But then I got to thinking. what would a truly honest camp … Continue Reading »



A Mom Makes A Big Deal Out of Small Moments

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I apologize. I’ve taken a little break lately from my blog. I just can’t believe it’s that time again where I lose all sense of reality and sensibility and plan another child’s Bar Mitzvah. I’m actually not acting that crazy. I mean, it’s not like Scott and I are having sex, and I scream, “Yes perfect spot, right there.” and he’s all proud of himself, and I had just figured out the perfect spot at a table to put a certain couple we invited to the Bar Mitzvah.

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A Mom Makes Her Own 50 Shades Contract

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I never claimed to be that unique. So of course, last night I went with a few girlfriends to see 50 Shades of Grey. And it was great. Sure some will say it was stupid, that not much happened, that it was unrealistic. But what movie isn’t? Jennifer Lopez as a US Marshall in Out of Sight? Catherine Zeta Jones in love with an ancient Sean Connery in Entrapment? Kim K having multiple orgasms with Ray J? Please. All I know is 50 Shades brought me back to … Continue Reading »



Feeling Hungry At Sephora

Is going grocery shopping pretty much the same thing as shopping at Sephora? The first, you go in hungry, you fill up your cart, the second, you go in hungry, maybe a little insecure about your youth and beauty, and you fill up your cart.

I think I came up with the perfect ingredients while at Sephora. Tinted moisturizer, add a little lip stain, and top it off with a good mascara, and you have the perfect recipe to leave the house.

 

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A Mom Tries To Lose The Nachos

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So I got a sonogram Monday morning to check on my fun medical issue I have. Nothing serious. But the most fun part of it was the technician telling me how gassy I was and that it was making it difficult to get a reading. She also made sure to share that she read my last report and it too basically complained of my gassiness.

What can I say. It’s true. I’m a pretty gassy person. I told her it was my IBS, which I do have, but as I … Continue Reading »