I have decided not to fight it anymore!!!! I am giving in. It has taken a lot time, but there is no avoiding it.
I am a MOM. Sure I know I have written endless articles about parenting and my kids. I am friends with mostly other moms. We talk incessantly about mom things, but secretly I complain. Secretly I have my too cool for school moments when I tell myself, and sometimes Scott, that although I participate, I know I am not just the MOM.
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I love Modern Family!! My whole family loves it. I am always smiling at the end of it, and feel that I have taken some sort of lesson away from it as well. It is our modern day After-School Special. One of the lessons I have learned is to dress like a hot Latin woman, only heels and low cut tops. I now wear a padded bra on top of a water bra.
An episode from a few weeks ago stayed with me. In the episode, after the death … Continue Reading »
I am away with my family this week. We are in Colorado skiing and it has been great. Well, the only thing that hasn’t been great is my major gas problem in this altitude. I must have 5000 pounds of gas just sitting in my stomach. My solution is to just keep eating as if this will somehow fight off the gas. This isn’t working and one very nice waitress asked me when I am due.
So aside from my freakishly huge distended stomach, I love being away in the … Continue Reading »