I would love to have a stylist.  They would bring me the most beautiful clothes.  They would hire the best hair and makeup people, and the jewels would be royal worthy.  There would be no reason to not achieve perfection, right?  Wrong.  If you happened to have caught last night’s Oscars, you would see that even celebrities with endless funds and professional stylists can make horrible fashion faux pas that will stay with them for life.  (we can’t forget Anne Hathaway’s most recent, and who again messed up last night.)

So even though the Oscars were a bit of a snooze fest, the nipples more than make up for the James Bond tribute.