Aging
A Mom Breaks Up With Bread
Written by Published on July 23, 2015
Dear Bread, I am so sorry. I don?t know how to say this. Remember when we spent time apart before Jack?s Bar Mitzvah? How I told you I couldn?t see you anymore because not looking bloated in pictures was more … Continue reading
Am I Like All Uncool?
Written by Published on July 20, 2015
There have been some great lines courtesy of movies and television shows that every time they are used, they evoke a memory or a feeling. You had me at hello-Jerry Mcguire Your girl Is lovely Hubbell-The Way We Were I … Continue reading
A Forty-Something Teaches A Twenty-Something Something
Written by Published on January 22, 2015
I have had three consistent fantasies for a good part of my adult life. You know the first one. It?s the Pretty Woman dream. The sales lady is rude to me, and I return the next day, with a huge … Continue reading
A Mom Gets Weighed In
Written by Published on August 5, 2014
?We?re slowly dying in front of each other,? I tell my husband the other day. ?That?s great,” he says. “We are growing old together.? ?That?s not great. What is great about me completely falling apart?? Understand. I had just asked … Continue reading
Things I Love About Being 42
Written by Published on July 1, 2014
1. I love the way the bags under my eyes make people think I was out late partying but I know I was asleep by 8:00pm 2. I love it when I go to get a spray tan and stand … Continue reading