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A Mom Wants Real Friends
Written by Published on August 21, 2014
I?m not mean. I would never make fun of a pregnant woman. It?s the most beautiful time and all women carrying a child are beautiful. Especially Alyssa Milano. She’s gorgeous! I?m not going to point out what struck me about … Continue reading
A Mom Gets Weighed In
Written by Published on August 5, 2014
?We?re slowly dying in front of each other,? I tell my husband the other day. ?That?s great,” he says. “We are growing old together.? ?That?s not great. What is great about me completely falling apart?? Understand. I had just asked … Continue reading
My Kid Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment, And I Like It
Written by Published on July 14, 2014
Right now I am working from home. Let me paint a picture, like Monet. It’s 2:30p.m. and the house is empty, as all kids are away at camp and teen tours. True to Florida living, the skies have opened and … Continue reading
Things I Love About Being 42
Written by Published on July 1, 2014
1. I love the way the bags under my eyes make people think I was out late partying but I know I was asleep by 8:00pm 2. I love it when I go to get a spray tan and stand … Continue reading
15 Unexpected Things I Learned On My Guided Bus Tour
Written by Published on June 24, 2014
I just got back from a twelve-day tour of Israel. Before you go to Israel, and you talk to people about the trip, those who have gone usually say things like, “Oh my god, best trip of my life.” “Moving … Continue reading