A Mom Wants Real Friends

I?m not mean. I would never make fun of a pregnant woman. It?s the most beautiful time and all women carrying a child are beautiful. Especially Alyssa Milano. She’s gorgeous!  I?m not going to point out what struck me about … Continue reading

A Mom Gets Weighed In

?We?re slowly dying in front of each other,? I tell my husband the other day. ?That?s great,” he says. “We are growing old together.? ?That?s not great. What is great about me completely falling apart?? Understand. I had just asked … Continue reading

I’m Sorry, Eddie Vedder

Dear Eddie, My apologies. I have been travelling so I?m a little behind in some current events. I actually feel pretty bad. You see, my husband has always been a fan of yours. Loves your music. We would talk about … Continue reading

My Kid Is Giving Me The Silent Treatment, And I Like It

Right now I am working from home. Let me paint a picture, like Monet. It’s 2:30p.m. and the house is empty, as all kids are away at camp and teen tours. True to Florida living, the skies have opened and … Continue reading

Things I Love About Being 42

1. I love the way the bags under my eyes make people think I was out late partying but I know I was asleep by 8:00pm 2.  I love it when I go to get a spray tan and stand … Continue reading