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As I plug in ?39? for one of the last times on my elliptical, a tear drops on the machine. It?s a few days until my fortieth birthday, and I?m sorry, but it?s a little depressing. I am sure my … Continue reading
This is a picture of my middle son Jack. I received it via text while he was at a sleepover. I was not thrilled to say the least. I am terrified of alligators and I didn?t realize the gator was … Continue reading
We meet in dark alleys with our Starbucks. We keep our drapes drawn so that our children won?t scream when they see. We use words like ?hormonal imbalance.? We cry to our dermatologists. We are women who have facial hair. … Continue reading
Just got back from Universal Studios. Have been there more times than I can remember, but have never purchased a turkey leg. Maybe because I am a pescatarian. But I always wanted to get one and hold it. I told … Continue reading