Family
Men Like Quiet Time
Written by Published on May 17, 2013
A joke told to my husband by his straight hairstylist: What?s the best part of a blowjob? The five minutes of silence. That?s just funny. If you aren?t laughing, stop reading now. I?m always writing about how similar we are … Continue reading
Why I’m A Good Mom.
Written by Published on May 8, 2013
How do I know I am a good mom? When you think about it, there are few things that we know for certain we can do, and were taught to do a certain way. Like riding a bike, tying our … Continue reading
A Mom Wants to Fess Up To Her Kids
Written by Published on April 22, 2013
You know you need a break from the everyday when you start offering sexual favors to your hubby if he would agree to take one of your kids to team pictures. You say prostitute, I say tired mommy. Actually, I?m … Continue reading
Taylor Swift and I Will Never Break Up
Written by Published on April 11, 2013
I cried at Taylor Swift last night. Not because her unbelievable talent made me feel completely talentless. Not because watching her made me realize that I too would like to play the banjo but can?t. Not even because her bangs … Continue reading
Why Do My Kids Need to Grow Up?
Written by Published on April 2, 2013
I am back from my family vacation in Colorado. For one of our dinners we went to hibachi. I am sure all parents have gone to hibachi. It is my kids’ favorite type of restaurant. Me, every time I go, … Continue reading