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Awkward Awkward Awkward
Written by Published on May 30, 2013
You know how all moms will tell other women that they just can’t imagine what it’s like to raise a child until you become a mom yourself? Well, I can tell you exactly what it’s like to have a thirteen-year-old … Continue reading
A Mom Misses Her Stirrup Pants
Written by Published on May 28, 2013
I was shopping in a Theory store the other day. Sitting in the dressing room I watched a young girl buy her New York City wardrobe. She was interning there this summer. I told her I too interned in New … Continue reading
Why I’m A Good Mom.
Written by Published on May 8, 2013
How do I know I am a good mom? When you think about it, there are few things that we know for certain we can do, and were taught to do a certain way. Like riding a bike, tying our … Continue reading
I Dreamed A Dream Of Adam Levine
Written by Published on April 25, 2013
The other night with my girlfriends we discussed attending the Maroon 5 concert. They emphasized they wanted to get as close as possible to Adam Levine to better their chances of sleeping with him. I listened with much amusement, all … Continue reading
A Mom Wants to Fess Up To Her Kids
Written by Published on April 22, 2013
You know you need a break from the everyday when you start offering sexual favors to your hubby if he would agree to take one of your kids to team pictures. You say prostitute, I say tired mommy. Actually, I?m … Continue reading