Mommy Lessons
I’d Take Miley Over Simon and Charlie
Written by Published on August 28, 2013
You ever feel like you are the only one seeing something wrong? That you must be crazy because no one else sees it? Well, this week that’s how I feel about the Miley situation. As you know, since the VMAs … Continue reading
Men Like Quiet Time
Written by Published on May 17, 2013
A joke told to my husband by his straight hairstylist: What?s the best part of a blowjob? The five minutes of silence. That?s just funny. If you aren?t laughing, stop reading now. I?m always writing about how similar we are … Continue reading
I Dreamed A Dream Of Adam Levine
Written by Published on April 25, 2013
The other night with my girlfriends we discussed attending the Maroon 5 concert. They emphasized they wanted to get as close as possible to Adam Levine to better their chances of sleeping with him. I listened with much amusement, all … Continue reading
Taylor Swift and I Will Never Break Up
Written by Published on April 11, 2013
I cried at Taylor Swift last night. Not because her unbelievable talent made me feel completely talentless. Not because watching her made me realize that I too would like to play the banjo but can?t. Not even because her bangs … Continue reading
A Mom Watches Real Housewives and Admits It
Written by Published on March 24, 2013
I am going to talk about a serious form of discrimination I have been experiencing. I am a good person and don?t think I should be victim to this kind of treatment. It?s called real housewivist. This is when I … Continue reading