I Will Be Your Wife This Summer, Nice To Meet You

I am experiencing something for the first time.  An empty house.  All of my kids are gone for the whole summer.  They are away at summer camp, and for the first time in twelve years, my husband and I are … Continue reading

An Open Letter To Andy Cohen

Dear Andy, I have always liked you.  Back when I thought you were just the witty mediator at the Housewives reunions shows, I knew you had a special spark.  You were funny and entertaining. When I found out you were … Continue reading

A Mom Packs Camp Trunks…Alone

I have ripped off every one of my fake nails.  I am definitely drinking more this week.  I am breaking out.  I am on edge, calling my best friend an asshole when she asks me where we should have lunch. … Continue reading

Awkward Awkward Awkward

You know how all moms will tell other women that they just can’t imagine what it’s like to raise a child until you become a mom yourself? Well, I can tell you exactly what it’s like to have a thirteen-year-old … Continue reading

A Mom Misses Her Stirrup Pants

I was shopping in a Theory store the other day.  Sitting in the dressing room I watched a young girl buy her New York City wardrobe.  She was interning there this summer. I told her I too interned in New … Continue reading