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I’m Going To Be Fifty This Year, And I’m A Know It All
A Mom Writes To Her Son:
A Mom’s Quarantine Finds
A Mom Has Quarantine Sex
Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do But Didn’t Have The Time Or Patience:
A Mom Writes Her First Dear John LetterWritten by Published on May 17, 2013
A joke told to my husband by his straight hairstylist: What?s the best part of a blowjob? The five minutes of silence. That?s just funny. If you aren?t laughing, stop reading now. I?m always writing about how similar we are … Continue reading
Written by Published on May 8, 2013
How do I know I am a good mom? When you think about it, there are few things that we know for certain we can do, and were taught to do a certain way. Like riding a bike, tying our … Continue reading
Written by Published on April 25, 2013
The other night with my girlfriends we discussed attending the Maroon 5 concert. They emphasized they wanted to get as close as possible to Adam Levine to better their chances of sleeping with him. I listened with much amusement, all … Continue reading
Written by Published on April 22, 2013
You know you need a break from the everyday when you start offering sexual favors to your hubby if he would agree to take one of your kids to team pictures. You say prostitute, I say tired mommy. Actually, I?m … Continue reading
Written by Published on April 11, 2013
I cried at Taylor Swift last night. Not because her unbelievable talent made me feel completely talentless. Not because watching her made me realize that I too would like to play the banjo but can?t. Not even because her bangs … Continue reading
