Tag Archives: funny moms

So in my dream, I am the Julia Roberts character from Pretty Woman.  It’s the scene where I am getting ready to go to the opera, and Scott presents me with the velvet box, he opens it, I get a … Continue reading

Ah!  The season of thanks and family and over-eating.  Brings tears to my eyes.  But really, it is the season of setting your clocks and getting to the stores the day after Thanksgiving and the day after Christmas early enough … Continue reading

You know those bragging moms who could talk to you for hours about their kids.  How sweet they are.  How considerate.  They ?do this, they do that?.  I am not one of those moms.  I might even be the polar … Continue reading

I feel like I have been too sentimental lately.  Talking about loving my family, and all that sappy crap.  Sometimes I really just want to talk about actual sweatpants.  And I am so determined to rid the world of ugly … Continue reading

I was watching a video of myself talking and I discovered that I may have a slight lisp. Me:  Scott, I think I have a lisp.  Do I sound like I have a lisp? Scott:  Yes, you kind of have … Continue reading