Tag Archives: funny moms
I have ripped off every one of my fake nails. I am definitely drinking more this week. I am breaking out. I am on edge, calling my best friend an asshole when she asks me where we should have lunch. … Continue reading
A joke told to my husband by his straight hairstylist: What?s the best part of a blowjob? The five minutes of silence. That?s just funny. If you aren?t laughing, stop reading now. I?m always writing about how similar we are … Continue reading
The other night with my girlfriends we discussed attending the Maroon 5 concert. They emphasized they wanted to get as close as possible to Adam Levine to better their chances of sleeping with him. I listened with much amusement, all … Continue reading
You know you need a break from the everyday when you start offering sexual favors to your hubby if he would agree to take one of your kids to team pictures. You say prostitute, I say tired mommy. Actually, I?m … Continue reading
Mommy Rut: when the hamster wheel starts squeaking and you can?t remember what you did from one day to the next. We have all hit it. A rut. The days meld into each other and you swear you just saw … Continue reading