Tag Archives: funny moms

Dear Ben, Jack and Julia, Next week I will be going on a little vacation with Amy to California.  I know.  Why do I need to go away without you and Daddy?  How can I say this without sounding too … Continue reading

I don?t know about you, but every time I watch those Apple Siri commercials with Zoey Deschanel I want to scream!  In cute, adorable Zoey?s commercial, she asks Siri about the weather, ?Is that rain?? ?Let?s order tomato soup.? ?Okay, … Continue reading

Aren’t these men in this picture adorable?  They are at the grocery store buying their Mother’s Day treats.  They have let the moms sleep in, they have probably taken care of the grocery shopping for the week.  They are making … Continue reading

I have poured 3,975 glasses of water for my kids.  Of those said glasses, I have cleaned up at least 1,000 messes.  I have worked on 20 science projects and had 300 well check visits.  I have made 6,000 school … Continue reading

Warning!! To my Mom and Mother-in-Law.  We are entering sensitive territory!  Do not proceed!  Everyone else,  I would like to tell you the story of my first visit to a sex shop. We need to go back a bit.  I … Continue reading