Tag Archives: moms

I am scared of girls. I think girls can be very mean.  I have gone to volunteer in my daughter’s 2nd grade class, heard a girl say something nasty, and then I  started singing a few verses of  Taylor Swift’s … Continue reading →

Now things can get pretty slow in the suburbs.  Sometimes, you have to find interesting ways to amuse yourself.  So my friend Amy and I like to play, ?Damn, that mom is f@#!#n crazy!  It is really quite easy and … Continue reading →

  So sad.  My spring vacation came and went. It seems like as soon as you come back from vacation, you are two days back into the swing of things and you forget how relaxed you were. Whenever I go … Continue reading →

?Kids, mommy is going up stairs to get something, be right back.? I am upstairs, shit, what did I come up here for? I literally have no recollection.  My mind is blank.  The same blank mind when I call someone, … Continue reading →

So much in recent weeks about the 50 Shades trilogy, I thought I would offer my two cents. I had a friend who recommended the books to me.  Told me they would make me horny.  Yada Yada Yada, I read … Continue reading →