Humor
My About To Turn Forty Bucket List
Written by Published on May 16, 2012
Just got back from Universal Studios. Have been there more times than I can remember, but have never purchased a turkey leg. Maybe because I am a pescatarian. But I always wanted to get one and hold it. I told … Continue reading
If It’s Important To You, Then It Is To Me Too
Written by Published on May 15, 2012
Aren’t these men in this picture adorable? They are at the grocery store buying their Mother’s Day treats. They have let the moms sleep in, they have probably taken care of the grocery shopping for the week. They are making … Continue reading
Happy Mother’s Day
Written by Published on May 11, 2012
I have poured 3,975 glasses of water for my kids. Of those said glasses, I have cleaned up at least 1,000 messes. I have worked on 20 science projects and had 300 well check visits. I have made 6,000 school … Continue reading
A Prude Goes to A Sex Shop-Thinks It’s Bloomingdales
Written by Published on May 9, 2012
Warning!! To my Mom and Mother-in-Law. We are entering sensitive territory! Do not proceed! Everyone else, I would like to tell you the story of my first visit to a sex shop. We need to go back a bit. I … Continue reading
A Mom’s Confessions
Written by Published on May 7, 2012
I can?t believe I am confessing this. It is around 3am, and I am in line to purchase dance recital tickets. I am like those moms I make fun in when I play the Crazy Mom Board Game. What is … Continue reading